IM WRITING XENOBIO RACE ME EVERYONE SHOULD RACE ME ALL AT ONCE
FUCK YEAH I’M WRITING SLEAZY CLUB SEX YES LET’S DO THIS
I’m only at 100 words do we want to set a time and see who can write the most or race to see who can get write 500 more words first??
oh my god the accuracy of these tags Margo I’m dying
i have a better use for your mouth ☆ a dirty sif/loki fanmix
- lick it (explicit) // god-des + she
- blow (dirtypop mix) // beyoncé
- jaguar (original mix) // what so not
- cockiness (i love it) [jake million remix] // rihanna
- peaches + cream // 112
- the quack (wsn club dub) // what so not
- teeth // lady gaga
- tiger toy // electrocute
[[music to eat your heart out by; an ode to the ship that sails on cunnilingus, sex, and the tug of sif’s hands in her silvertongue’s hair]]
The Boy Scouts of Night Vale have announced some slight changes to their hierarchy, which will now be the following: Cub Scout, Boy Scout, Eagle Scout, Blood Pact Scout, Weird Scout, Dreadnought Scout, Dark Scout, Fear Scout, and, finally, Eternal Scout. As always, sign-up is automatic and random, so please keep an eye out for the scarlet envelope that will let you know your son has been chosen for the process.
Been listening to Welcome To Night Vale! It’s super funny and weird and cute, I love it. Give it a listen!
Hello everyone! It’s my great pleasure to invite you all to take part to the second tumblr Sifki Week!:D This is also the first Sifki Week happening after the realease of Thor: The Dark World which has provided our little ship with fresh and enthusiastic new crew memebers, so I’m sure this will be as epic as the first one!*_* I really hope everyone will have great fun and I can’t wait to see all the beautiful things you guys will create to celebrate Loki and Sif!*hearts*
Remember to insert the tag #sifki week among the first 5 tags of your entry so I will be abel to track them and reblog them, and everyone will have the opportunity to admire your work!:3
Here is a list of prompts to inspire you to create your amazing art/fanfic/graphic/meta/headcanons/wathever, but just remember you don’t have to follow them strictly, everything LokixSif related will be gladly received and will make us squee in delight, just remember to have fun!:)
Day one - Childhood: Loki and Sif grew up together, they have been side by side for centuries… How was their childhood then? A lots of tricks, games, arguing, hair cutting, laughs and what more?
Day two - First Kiss (First Fist): which one arrived before?XD (I suspect the fist, but…!XD) (And I feel like I know who was the one receiving it…) Maybe it was a question of contemporaneity!
Day three - On the Battlefield: woah, these Asgardians are restless people, they love to go down on the battlefield and swing swords and cast magic spells and kill enemies! So who defends who on the field? And what when things turn out for the worse?
Day four - Sleeping habit: let’s be honest, we all want to know the very important things here: who is the big spoon? Who snore the most? Who steals the blanket!? Who has the worst nightmares? Does Sif slip into Loki’s bed or viceversa?
Day five - Gifts: little (or big) gifts are also an important part of a relationship… So what was that thing that Sif putted under Loki’s pillow on the last Valentine’s day? And what would you buy to the goddess of war for her birthday? And what about the last gift from someone who has gone away maybe forever?
Day six - AU: all the AUsss! We love AU right? So tell us, where are Loki and Sif? On a galleon sailing to the seven seals? In Ancient Rome? In a dramatic WWI scenario? In modern time? Medical Drama? AU, all the AUsss!
Day seven - Post Ragnarok: the Ragnarok is the end of the world in Norse Mythology, the last and final battle among the gods, the inevitable one. And when all the millennia and all the past loves and hates, happiness and griefs, are dead and gone a new life begin…
That’s all, people!:) Just have fun, be fluff, stay angst and create your beautiful things as only you can do!<3
*and thank you to everyone helped with the prompts!:D*
*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
"The truth is a member of our family is leaving. For a year, maybe more. Psychology has taught me the human mind has a tendency to re-channel separation anxiety in the form of frivolity and giddiness. And I don’t want us to waste our chance to acknowledge how much we’re gonna miss you."
"They said bring a gift for the Midgardian hosts—basket of eggs??"
I have seen this depicted in photographs Jane shared from her childhood while celebrating a feast called Easter. So it can only be assumed that it is a highly coveted item…