This is so amazing, it’s EXACTLY what I pictured except three thousand times better? I don’t. I can’t?????? I keep screaming into my hands because?????
yay I’m so glad you approve!!!
3 times Loki wouldn’t answer Frigga and 1 time Frigga couldn’t answer him.
are you still doing the nsfw ship meme? thorsif, if you want! :)
I’m always doing memes :D
Who is louder?
I feel like they would be some crazy dirty talkers/take great pride in making the other make noise. Very vocal, very loud sex from both.
Who is more experimental?
Sif comes up with ideas that short-circuit his brain.
Who takes more risks?
Competitive sex and pushing each other/themselves is great fun for both of these warrior babies. It was totally Sif’s idea to corner him in the hallway right before meeting with visiting royalties but it was Thor was his hand up her skirt at the feast…
Do they fuck or make love?
Both. They can both be crazy tender/sentimental when the mood is right. But then sometimes it’s all battle lust and blood
Lights on or off?
They don’t mind either way. There’s nothing to hide after all these centuries.
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
Thor, but only because he’s can’t make a quiet entrance to save his life and gives Sif plenty of warning. But she let’s herself be caught sometimes ;)
Who comes first?
Sometimes their sex is selfish, sometimes it’s selfless. It depends on the day. Sif better get at least one orgasm at the end of it all though if Thor wants to keep all of his limbs.
Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
They are both divine at it and enjoy giving it and receiving. Sif would prefer to be on the receiving end though (also this fic forever help)
Who is more submissive?
Neither surrenders easily, but both are more than happy to let the other take the lead on occasion. Sometimes Thor just really needs to be tied up and reminded who’s in charge though.
Who usually initiates things?
It’s an even split. After a good round of beating the crap out of each other and rolling around in the dirt of the training ring, it’s a mutual agreement that they’re getting laid.
Who is more sensitive?
Sif is more perceptive and self-aware than Thor and takes the lead when things need to slow down etc. Thor is working on expressing his emotions and feelings better.